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Will you rp with me
"Acually..."
Phoenyx Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:35 am
"Actually, this is a complete coincidence. I was simply there at her birth. I granted her the gift of aura reading. I think shes here and not in a place in the general area of Montana because Eternity tears a hole in the time space continuum whereever he goes. That's my guess." to Savannah he said "Hello young one, do you remember me? I am the one who allowed you to see without vision. I would like a proper thanks, my minion." Damn it, I'm out of Heroin.
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Neko-kun Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:47 am
Savanna took a step back. "I.....I don't rember you at all...." she said looking away from him. her long hair fell over her face like a veil
Spell rolled ehr eyes. "Das..your scarign the poor thing badly."
Spell rolled ehr eyes. "Das..your scarign the poor thing badly."
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The Eyes, They Burn Us.
Phoenyx Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:13 pm
"But of course." he was anwsering both questions. "You are frightened, and you fear that I am frightening her. Though I do not intend to do either. It is just the nature of the ancient ones. We have to much time on our hands, and we live forever." he said. He brushed away some hair in front of his right eye, revealing one of the oceans of blood that reside in his face. "Please do not look directly into my eye. It would displease me greatly."
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Neko-kun Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:08 pm
Savanna tilted her head to the side. "I can not see you, so how can I look dirctly at you?" she asked the elder as she blinked sevral time.s "I would jsut like to go home....mr....."she said inoccently as she tucked some hair behind her ear. "that is all."
Spell hugged the girl. "d'awwwwww, the little thing is SOOOOO cute looking!!" she said with a smile as she squeezing her tightly. Savanna was a bit shorter then spell, so Savanna migh be sufficating under Spells breasts.
Spell hugged the girl. "d'awwwwww, the little thing is SOOOOO cute looking!!" she said with a smile as she squeezing her tightly. Savanna was a bit shorter then spell, so Savanna migh be sufficating under Spells breasts.
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The cuteness is besides the point.
Phoenyx Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:20 pm
"Just because it is cute does not mean it isnt dangerous. Now shorty, you tag along with the benign spirit you've stumbled across, while I go watch play those remarkable human video games. I can kill thousands of people without killing a single person! I also want some morphine. Or marijuana. Or coke. Or crank. Or crack. Or something. Maybe genuine crystalline stupidity. They have it now, it really takes the edge off." he said. I'm off to get drugs for the blind kid, the wonderful blind kid that Spell likes. he thought. He left and returned with a bag full of.........Placebos! "Here have her take 3 of these 5 times a day and she will be hyper as a Wood Nymph that drinks Monster."
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Give the kid the sugar pills.
Phoenyx Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:36 pm
((Give the kid the sugar pills. Dastachlin drank 7903 Monster energies while he was on his killing spree.))
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Yes I know
Phoenyx Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:40 pm
((Excuses are klike assholes, everybody has them. Take the kid and lets go pester Crusnik to rp with us.))
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Very Much Goodly Now Thank You
Phoenyx Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:50 pm
((Ya know, the title stoled what I was gonna said.))
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Necro Shaman Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:59 pm
Eternity smiled as he started to make Spell self fertilize, he smiled a bit "there we go....another like you will be coming along the way too, and this one will be male like to make your species happy, and so I can evolve your species further...." He then looked to Savanna and poked her head "Blind....one...hmmm let me think "Savanna?...ok good....now for you I will make you have big boobies" He pointed at her chest and her boobs started to grow.
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Neko-kun Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:00 pm
((((Her name is Spelt Savanna.....and please don't do that -_______-; my lord....))
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phoenyx Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:05 pm
Dastachlin Burst into a fit of laughter, amused by the great crteator, and oh so glad he couldn't reproduce. He was rolling on the ground and ten suddenly stood up. "Now then where where we? Ohh yeah, All the homosexual Homo Sapien males have been eradicated. Now let us move on. That was so fucking hysterical what you did to them. Except she'll never see her tits. And she'll have a vendetta for implanting the male corruption upon her species. The next hundred years are gonna be funnier than hell in a handbasket."
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Necro Shaman Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:08 pm
Eternity smiled as he then reduced the size of Savanna's boobs as he then switched the gender of Das to female. He then appeared next to him "Who said I couldn't reproduce.....I have done it before....look at Jesus Christ for example..."
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Neko-kun Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:11 pm
Savanna tilted ehr head to the side. "what is going on here?" she asked
Spell rubbed her temples. "I'd rather I just have females in my speiceis......I don't want any mini-dases out of my Vagina thank you very much"
Spell rubbed her temples. "I'd rather I just have females in my speiceis......I don't want any mini-dases out of my Vagina thank you very much"
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Just lemme contort my body back to normal....
Phoenyx Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:13 pm
"Just lemme fix this." Dastachlin said, He took his scythe and cut off his own head, it started to fall and a nice normal MALE body grew out from under it. "There, all fixed. This is why I love my scythe. Dispell all enchantments on myself that involve my appearance by cutting off my own head. Convenient, eh?" He watched the female Dastachlin wither and die, and started laughing again. He picked up his daggers and scythe, astrapped on his sheaths and dissappeared the blade of his scythe so it appeared to be a walking stick.
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Phoenyx Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:16 pm
((Dastachlin can't Reproduce. He turned sterile since he wasn't born a demon.))
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Necro Shaman Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:31 pm
Eternity smiled as he then reversed the situation again "Das....I want you to bear kids and see how it is to be like Spell.".
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Too Bad
Phoenyx Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:43 pm
"He who created you gave me eternal life. He also gave me sterility. Eternal Sterilty. Now I don't think we wanna mess with the man behind the curtain but give it a shot." (s)he said. "It won't work. I have a sudden craving for tuna.... Oh shit Fuck you You mother fucking curtain dwelling son of a bitch." (this next section is censored for my 13 year old don wanna tarnish my character with the miracle of birth dignity.) "You fucker it already looks like he's twenty."
(((Great, you get to keep the kid cuz I'll brain him.)))
(((Great, you get to keep the kid cuz I'll brain him.)))
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Necro Shaman Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:16 pm
[b]Eternity smiled as he simply teleported the kid away from Das, into a dimension that was newly created and placed him in the middle of no where "He will be like where I sent him " He then made a smiley face and then disappeared.
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